| Last predictions of the year. I'm sure if you sift through the wreckage of my previous predictions, you will realize I have no freakin clue of what I'm talking about, but here goes:
Las Vegas
Cal 38 vs BYE I mean BYU 14: If Ayoob, (couldn't hit water sitting in a swimming pool), starts and plays like he did during the regular season I will give BYU half a chance. Do fans attend this game sober or do they gamble away tickets. Heck, I'm sure if it wasn't for the "student" athletes, they would have slots on the 50 yd line.
Insight
Big disappointment Sun Devils 20 vs The State College of New Jersey 30: Sorry ASU fans, Jersey puts a team in a bowl for the first time in decades and I see Don Corlione putting a horse head in Koetter's bed to insure victory.
Holliday
My beloved Duckies 35 vs Boomer Sooner 21: Now this could be a let down game a la Cal 2004, but I don't think Coach B will let that happen and those damn unis will scare the Okies to death or at least they will die laughing. I can see Bellotti hiding his son's toy wagon and smashing the damn thing at halftime.
Sun
Teddy Bears 1,185,116 vs The Wildcats (how freakin original) 1,185,115: This game will be a track meat and I can envision Olsen and Jones-Drew drawing up plays in dirt on the sidelines. "Yeah, it will work" and loe and behold six pts. Meanwhile Northwestern loses because they spend so much time scoring the kicker's leg gives and he misses the extra pt. UCLA manages to bring a half dozen replacement kickers.
Rose
Used Condoms 31 vs Steers 27: "There are only two things that come from Texas, steers and queers. I don't see any horns on you boy, so you must be queer." So sayeth Sgt Emil Foley. At least that is what they say in LA.
Last edited by Go-Pac : 12-06-2005 at 08:48 PM.
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