| okay, I'll have some fun w/ it too, but you started it Go-Pac.
“Vegas, baby, Vegas” bowl
Ted-heads 30 vs. Steve Young wanna-be’s 17. Jerry Garcia returns from the grave to run in the final touchdown and plays with little blue smurfs in the end-zone – getting a “celebration” call
“Insight for sore eyes” bowl
Prince of Darkness 41 vs. Rutgers Shmutgers 10. The fallen angels will have their vengeful wrath after the season known as “the big disappointment”.
“I’m on Holiday” bowl
Tron (new uni’s) 31 vs. Little House on the Prairie 24. Laura Ingles meets her demise, after looking for a hitch to the market and mistaking Ngata for pa’s covered wagon.
“Sun-day, bloody, Sun-day” bowl
Brew’ins 48 vs. Compass 31. Nothing funny to say about a bunch of drunkards and a compass – except I wouldn’t mind watching them try to use one. “Hey Homer! Look at what I found!”
“Guns N’ Roses” bowl
Ribbed for her pleasure Condoms 37 vs. “hook ‘em y’all” 21. The horns meet their final resting place mounted on a Los Angeles wall after the latex army claims victory crying, “Remember the Alamo, Bioottchhh?”  |