| LOL. those are good. I've got one more in memory that' not too shabby - it's a better tell in real life. It's a lawyer joke - no offense lawyers!
So a priest, a doctor and a lawyer go for a boat ride in the ocean. It begins to rain and get really windy. The boat's really floppin' all over the place and the oars snap loose.
The lawyer says, "oh great! now what?! One of us is going to have to get out of the boat and paddle the boat back to shore."
The doctor says, "well it can't be me, because I have to be here to take care of anyone who might get injured."
The priest says, "well it can't be me either, because I have to pray for anyone who might need their last rights read"
The lawyer says, "Fine! I'll do it."
So he jumps out of the boat, swims to the bow of the boat and begins to tug the little boat back to shore. When all of sudden two mammoth great white sharks come up right beside him - on either side of his body and the lawyer puts his arms around both and they quickly take he and the boat back to shore.
The priest looks at the doctor in utter amazement, and says, "What the HELL was that?"
The doctors replies, "professional courtesy".
I know, it's kind of Bob Hope'ish type of humor. But it still makes me laugh.  |