| Its Official,
I hate Mike Riley
just a few letters I'd like to send out.....
to Mike Riley: thanks a lot Mike, because of your shitty descions and horrible coaching our season is essentially over, I apperciate it Mike, I definitly didn't want to go to a bowl game this year, just like I didn't last year and only you could fullfill those wishes. Oh and Mike, I'm not sure if you know this or not, but this is football not golf, scoring more points than your opponent is the objective
to matt moore: a little bit of advice, when a defensive linemen (the big guy running at you in different colors*) is coming at you, its best not to run staight into him and instead pass it or run the ball. Another bit of advice, see that big guy at the end of your o-line, you know some people call him joe newton, ya him....well last I checked he can catch the ball so perhaps you could throw it to him
*I realize your color blind (based on the # of picks you throw) but still you should be able to tell the difference from a black uni and a white uni
to sabby piscletti: I feel sorry for you Sabby, there is not a single d1 athlete other than you on our defense, but on the bright side sabby, you are a senior-meaning you can move on after this year (Sabby if you will, forward this letter to Joe Newton)
to oregon: hey, you know how you guys have track and field and we have baseball, maybe we could work a similar deal out where you guys get football and we get rid of mike riley. oh and don't bother making the trip up to up to corvallis, we concede victory to you...that is unless canfield starts
to sean canfield: can you slap coach riley for me? please?
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also, if any of you out there have Dennis Erickson's address or phone number, I'd love to send him a letter too, or maybe Norm Chow's?  |