Pac-10 bowls

[Autzen Powers]

Las Vegas 12/22:
Cal (7-4) vs. BYU (6-5)

Insight 12/27
ASU (6-5) vs. Rutgers (7-4)

Holiday 12/29
Oregon (10-1) vs. Oklahoma (7-4)

Sun 12/30
UCLA (9-2) vs. Northwestern (7-4)

Rose 1/4
USC (12-0) vs. Texas (12-0)


Good luck pac-10! If this info is incorrect, let me know and I'll fix it - got it off an unofficial site.

Discuss.....

[GoDucks05]

i think all those pac ten teams will win but cal, their QB isnt any good at all, hes gona ruin the game for cal, just like he did the last like 5 games

[Go-Pac]

I'm sensing a clean sweep by the Pac. The only game that scares me a little is ASU vs Rutgers.

[brady_44]

I think maybe the most interesting matchup there could be Northwestern vs. UCLA. Both teams can be really dangerous on the offensive side when they want to be, but neither have great defense. Looks like it will make for an interesting game.

[Autzen Powers]

I'm really interested in the UCLA vs. Northwestern game, too. But I also think that Oklahoma will be a really tough game for Oregon. And I also wonder about USC vs. Texas - I think everyone expects a high scoring game, but I've noticed that many times when that's expected, you end up seeing a low-scoring, really tight defensive game. (I don't know why that is - anyone else notice that, too?)

[Go-Pac]

The scoreboard operator better have some extra light bulbs available because I'm sensing the two teams will probably combine for more points then their basketball team. UCLA's def is 114 and Northwestern is 117 in the nation. I think there are 119 teams total. Heck, it will probably play more like a Canadian Football game.

[Go-Pac]

Last predictions of the year. I'm sure if you sift through the wreckage of my previous predictions, you will realize I have no freakin clue of what I'm talking about, but here goes:

Las Vegas
Cal 38 vs BYE I mean BYU 14: If Ayoob, (couldn't hit water sitting in a swimming pool), starts and plays like he did during the regular season I will give BYU half a chance. Do fans attend this game sober or do they gamble away tickets. Heck, I'm sure if it wasn't for the "student" athletes, they would have slots on the 50 yd line.

Insight
Big disappointment Sun Devils 20 vs The State College of New Jersey 30: Sorry ASU fans, Jersey puts a team in a bowl for the first time in decades and I see Don Corlione putting a horse head in Koetter's bed to insure victory.

Holliday
My beloved Duckies 35 vs Boomer Sooner 21: Now this could be a let down game a la Cal 2004, but I don't think Coach B will let that happen and those damn unis will scare the Okies to death or at least they will die laughing. I can see Bellotti hiding his son's toy wagon and smashing the damn thing at halftime.

Sun
Teddy Bears 1,185,116 vs The Wildcats (how freakin original) 1,185,115: This game will be a track meat and I can envision Olsen and Jones-Drew drawing up plays in dirt on the sidelines. "Yeah, it will work" and loe and behold six pts. Meanwhile Northwestern loses because they spend so much time scoring the kicker's leg gives and he misses the extra pt. UCLA manages to bring a half dozen replacement kickers.

Rose
Used Condoms 31 vs Steers 27: "There are only two things that come from Texas, steers and queers. I don't see any horns on you boy, so you must be queer." So sayeth Sgt Emil Foley. At least that is what they say in LA.

[Autzen Powers]

okay, I'll have some fun w/ it too, but you started it Go-Pac.

“Vegas, baby, Vegas” bowl
Ted-heads 30 vs. Steve Young wanna-be’s 17. Jerry Garcia returns from the grave to run in the final touchdown and plays with little blue smurfs in the end-zone – getting a “celebration” call

“Insight for sore eyes” bowl
Prince of Darkness 41 vs. Rutgers Shmutgers 10. The fallen angels will have their vengeful wrath after the season known as “the big disappointment”.

“I’m on Holiday” bowl
Tron (new uni’s) 31 vs. Little House on the Prairie 24. Laura Ingles meets her demise, after looking for a hitch to the market and mistaking Ngata for pa’s covered wagon.

“Sun-day, bloody, Sun-day” bowl
Brew’ins 48 vs. Compass 31. Nothing funny to say about a bunch of drunkards and a compass – except I wouldn’t mind watching them try to use one. “Hey Homer! Look at what I found!”

“Guns N’ Roses” bowl
Ribbed for her pleasure Condoms 37 vs. “hook ‘em y’all” 21. The horns meet their final resting place mounted on a Los Angeles wall after the latex army claims victory crying, “Remember the Alamo, Bioottchhh?”

[Go-Pac]

I bow in supplication to the great one.

[Autzen Powers]

aw, shucks.

but I'm sure you meant that USC is the "great one".

[brady_44]

Well it's official, I am going to have to start a forum for "Hall of Fame" posts. Very funny stuff.