I NEVER!

[rootiephi]

I actually met Snoop Dog at a concert. I got to dance on stage when he sang one of his songs and afterwords we all got to go backstage and meet him. Yeah he was all smoking a joint and we took pics with him. Snoop rubbed my back, it's fine!

I believe you on not having a pet

[Go-Pac]

Fortunatly hats are soft, and that is the only thing that get thrown at the TV.

Yes, Rootie has met someone famous.
NO WAY, Autzen has peed on the lawn unless she was 2 and her parents were not paying attention and yes, Autzen had at least three pets.

I have NEVER been hit on by a gay man.

[Go-Pac]

Damn...drink again.

[rootiephi]

haha I think Go pac has been hit on by a gay man.

[Autzen Powers]

I have peed on several lawns as a teenager and adult. when you gotta go, you gotta go, to hell with convention.

I have several cats growing up. Never a dog, though, which I will have at some point in time! I love dogs.

Go-Pac has been hit on by a gay man.

I NEVER have dated a gay man

[rootiephi]

oooh crap.. I don't think you have dated a gay man. Man that would be nuts if you have!!

I NEVER have worked a corporate job

[Go-Pac]

I have never dated a gay man, but yes I have been hit on multiple times. I consider myself rather ordinary looking and I don't think my mannerisms exude that aura, I really can't explain it. Not really complaining though.

Yes, you have worked a corporate job Rootie.
Technically, can a woman go on a "date" with a gay man? Wouldn't that be more like girls night out. Just kidding, not a homophobe at all.

I have NEVER owned more than one pet.

[Autzen Powers]

ha! this is funny. I can't name a single guy I know who hasn't, at least once, been hit on by a gay man.

I think Rootie has worked corp.

I dated a gay guy as a freshman in HS, before I knew. He calls it dating, I call it "Why the hell won't this guy kiss me already?!!" (we still talk and laugh about it today)

Go-pac has never owned more than one pet...I think.

I NEVER have had a flying dream

[rootiephi]

I did work corporate after college in Chicago. I haven't been corporate for 3 years now.

I think go pac has had a few critters in his home

and autzen, well with your signature, i would think you'd have a flying dream

I NEVER have been cow tipping

[Autzen Powers]

that's funny, rootie. My sig is all telling, although it comes from a sci-fi movie, Serenity. (yeah, I'm a dork that way). But, yep, I've had loads of flying dreams; they kick butt!

now way you've been cow tipping. (i think? you just never know with this game!)

I NEVER have owned cowboy boots

[Go-Pac]

I currently own two cats, and one keeps jumping on my damn desk and running acll;oss mye KE;oibarod.

Everyone has had a flying dream. Usually mine consist of floating in air and being chased by Pac Man icon. Wierd.
Rootie has never been cow tipping. If you went to Oregon State, then I might believe you.

I have NEVER ate a bug.

[rootiephi]

you are right, no cow tipping for me. I just think that's cruel!

Go Pac, do you say "bad kitty!!!! no kitty!" when he does that. Sorry just some south park humor for ya. I think you have ate a bug, perhaps not intentionally, but who hasn't had the accidental swallow?!

I don't think you've had cowboy boots.

I NEVER ate play dough

[Go-Pac]

Yeah, most people go through that cowboy phase. Autzen did/does own cowboy boots.

Rootie did eat play dough. Yum.

[Autzen Powers]

I know lots of people who have never had flying dreams...sad, huh.

And ...."no kitty! that's my pot pie!"

I have never owned cowboy boots.

Go pac has eaten a bug in some fashion or another and rootie has eaten play dough.

I NEVER snorted spaghetti out of my nose

[rootiephi]

yes play dough is good! mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmm! Forget cambells!

hmmm I think the pasketti has shot out the schnoz at one point

I NEVER have been on a train

[Go-Pac]

I have not intentionally ate a bug although I'm sure somewhere sometime some critter has managed find its way.

Autzen has snorted spaghetti out of her nose. I'm going to be queasy.

I have NEVER smoked a cigarette.

[rootiephi]

you have smoked a cig

[Autzen Powers]

nope, I never snorted pasghetti out the nose, but my mom did once in a fit of laughter at the dinner table, which launched another fit of laughter.

I bet rootie has been on a train, but that go-pac has never smoked a cig.

I NEVER almost crashed on a plane

[Go-Pac]

I have never smoked a cigarette. I have smoked a cigar or two and did try my hand at a tobacco pipe as opposed to any other types of pipe.

Rootie has never been on a train.
Crashed a plane? Nah, Autzen has never almost crashed a plane.

I have NEVER lied to my parents.

[Autzen Powers]

go-pac has lied to his parents

autzen has almost crashed in an airplane - scariest damned thing I ever went through. I still fly, but I have to drink on the plane now in order to get through it...you know, so I don't freak out the poor people next to me.

I NEVER have seen a wolf in real life