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Old 11-03-2005, 12:35 PM
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The Greatest Football Headline EVER.

In the Arkansas paper after Houston Nutt's recent decision.

Starting WB, Todd(?) Johnson, will give way to freshman Tracey Dick. So, here it goes.

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"Nutt decides to replace Johnson with Dick, for game against Cocks"


hahaha found that very funny and had to share..true headline.




Maybe this will be the story next week: (obviously not true, but still funny)
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Nutt, still sagging after Dick's poor peformance against the oversized and overtalented Cocks, has pulled Dick and will stick Johnson back in. Dick, expected to have a coming out party against the Cocks, consistenly overshot his tight end and had difficulty getting balls to his wide receiver. Said Dick "it was hard, and it just felt limp coming from my hand. I guess I need to stand firm in the pocket and improve my ball-tossing." Johnson was inserted in the 4th and valiantly tried to come from behind but was stymied by the cocks. In fact, the Cocks blocked several Johnson attempts. In related news, Dick announced he will be transferring to Oregon St. next year. Dick hopes to impress the Beavers by coming into the new spread offense being implemented.
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Old 11-03-2005, 02:24 PM
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:07 PM
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LOL that is truly the best football headline ever. Also I couldn't hardly contain myself while I was reading the story. That post definately goes into the PacTenTalk.com hall of fame.
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Old 11-03-2005, 08:19 PM
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Holy @#$%? that is freakin hilarious! NICE!!!! Almost choked on my burrito.
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Old 11-04-2005, 05:20 PM
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good one ASU Husker! That's hilarious. Time to think about writing for SNL? honestly, I haven't read something that funny in quite some time. Thanks for the laugh!

I wouldn't mind seeing a follow up story....
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