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| Bruin kicker arrested after car accident This isn't exactly the type of publicity you want heading into a bowl game. Quote:
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| You better watch out for those darn kickers. They cannot be trusted, they are the worst of the lot. A kicker will make you shout in pure joy and then like during an ancient Aztec (not San Diego St) ritual, they rip your heart. Probably steal your wife/girlfriend if you are not careful. |
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| funny story about kickers: an old kicker for UO (won't name names) was in one of my classes back in the day. Whenever I would scan the room out of boredom, he was ALWAYS starring at me, giving me "cheer sex", if you will. At the same time, my friend was dating this new guy who played for the Ducks. So the Super Bowl came around and I went to this big party. I went w/ other friends and was introduced to my friend's new boyfriend for the first time. When we saw each other, locked eyes, and shook hands, he realized I was the girl in class he had been oggling. Turns out he was the kicker for UO. He turned bright red and then dumped my friend a few days later....kickers CANNOT be trusted is right. I also have a few "I was hit on by football/basketball UO players" stories as well, living here in Eugene, as does my sis . FUNNY STUFF. I wonder if this old kicker is reading this...if so, he knows who I am... ![]() |
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| Ace Ventura The kicker Ray Finkle screws up the superbowl for the Dolphins because Dan Marino gave him a bad snap and the laces wern't out! He was a little obsessive about that kick from that point on. And of course the kicker was the one who got all the bad rap. It's more like Ray Stinkle! |
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| cheer sex - you'd have to see the movie Bring it On...the main character is giving this boy 'sex me up eyes' while cheering at a football game...and another cheerleader says, "you were just having cheer sex with him!" It's actually a pretty funny movie. |
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